Search Engines Are Not Evil!

Apparently, you've managed to piss someone off with your stupid question. This person bluntly advises you to:

• Just Google it already before annoying others...
• If you care about privacy, try DuckDuckGo...
• For coding problems, ask Stack Overflow...

Since you clicked this link, it really proves you have no clue!

All internet users hope you've learned something now!

So, what do we do now?